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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>Exploited</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @exploited)</generator><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>folkinz:

i’m pretty sure this is what my cat does when i am...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/4WXMfRJy6okat78hEw5glzgPo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://folkinz.tumblr.com/post/121868063/im-pretty-sure-this-is-what-my-cat-does-when-i-am"&gt;folkinz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;i’m pretty sure this is what my cat does when i am out…&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/122376772</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/122376772</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:55:00 -0400</pubDate><category>steven</category></item><item><title>"Don’t try any baloney about 11 being too
late to go out on a weeknight. Even if you still have..."</title><description>“Don’t try any baloney about 11 being too
late to go out on a weeknight. Even if you still have a job, Friday is
going to be too nice a day to go to work. Come on out, knock a few
back, dance like a lunatic, throw up in a taxi, sleep in and tell your
boss that your train/bus/car was surrounded by hungry bears just
emerging from hibernation. Can’t miss.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Andy Excuse in an email to fans of &lt;a href="http://blackmosettes.com/"&gt;The Black Mosettes&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/98924660</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/98924660</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:15:47 -0400</pubDate><category>Andy</category></item><item><title>"Beard’s favourite joke is a version of the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman variety, with a barber, a..."</title><description>“Beard’s favourite joke is a version of the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman variety, with a barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor taking a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it’s the barber’s turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says “How stupid is that barber? He’s woken up the bald man instead of me.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/13/roman-joke-book-beard"&gt;Classic gags discovered in ancient Roman joke book | Books | guardian.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://clampants.tumblr.com/"&gt;clampants&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/90031523</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/90031523</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:45:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cthulhu atheist salt.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdlj3e0pyrNRhFCMJo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;cthulhu atheist salt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/90029689</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/90029689</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:36:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yourmonkeycalled:


What a cliché. Another baby &amp; some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/HMYQgMDrxid8cxk9a2PtsC8Co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/post/68575434/what-a-clich-another-baby-some-chicken-under"&gt;yourmonkeycalled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;What a cliché. &lt;i&gt;Another&lt;/i&gt; baby &amp; some chicken, under a bridge by the river. YAWN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://subvert.com/2008/12/31/nothing-says-i-love-my-baby-like-a-kfc-portrait/"&gt;Heather Gold&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/68583190</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/68583190</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:54:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>HELL YEAH.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdhzbt7403FqgAoICo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HELL YEAH.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/66961395</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/66961395</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:37:33 -0500</pubDate><category>Andy Excuse</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdhuh4gjoes6ZaH9ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/66452411</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/66452411</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>Christmas</category><category>holiday</category></item><item><title>WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdhou2m7a0Xy9F96To1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation’s first African-American president by serving eight years as its first openly gay president. (via &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/americas_first_gay_president"&gt;America’s First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/65794631</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/65794631</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I could see Mr. Excuse bringing something like this life–size...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdhkgc6dgnpPjMN0go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I could see Mr. Excuse bringing something like this life–size &lt;a href="http://www.nintendopapercraft.com/2008/12/links-hat-life-size.html"&gt;Zelda papercraft&lt;/a&gt; into the realm of foil hat making.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/65202820</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/65202820</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:47:44 -0500</pubDate><category>Andy Excuse</category><category>crafts</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdhde06a1wkFkvSkWo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/64345142</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/64345142</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:08:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WQi3q-Nf9wA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WQi3q-Nf9wA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/64345073</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/64345073</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:07:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdh8prh4oggKAChuao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/63691289</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/63691289</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:38:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>punkrock:
The Exploited - Sid Vicious Was Innocent</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://exploited.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/62933005/jzQHXHifrh0r76g2Ba6cGMLk&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://punkrock.tumblr.com/post/62703412/the-exploited-sid-vicious-was-innocent"&gt;punkrock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Exploited - Sid Vicious Was Innocent&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/62933005</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/62933005</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:14:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A terrific gift idea for Rob. via Kat.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdghv3hazHy7HTgLYo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A terrific &lt;a href="http://www.universalposter.com/posters/view/id/29/artist/david-hasselhoff"&gt;gift&lt;/a&gt; idea for Rob. via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/katn77/status/1013322277"&gt;Kat&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/60544691</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/60544691</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:37:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Hasselhoff</category></item><item><title>mallinson:


“I Can’t See” – Werewolves are stunned by Zombie...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/7AZyV1H4wfwxwl2vG7iEkUvNo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mallinson.us/post/58033289/i-cant-see-werewolves-are-stunned-by-zombie"&gt;mallinson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;“I Can’t See” – Werewolves are stunned by Zombie Radio.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/alissa"&gt;Kitty Curry&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/58033417</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/58033417</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:14:39 -0500</pubDate><category>zombie</category><category>werewolf</category><category>apocalypse</category></item><item><title>Rob is on the ballot for Massachusetts Senator! Good Luck Rob!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdfv9r237Cabcx03wo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misterskantz.tumblr.com/"&gt;Rob&lt;/a&gt; is on the ballot for Massachusetts Senator! Good Luck Rob!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/57804067</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/57804067</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:09:25 -0500</pubDate><category>politics</category></item><item><title>this is for andy!
eec:

Roky Erickson &amp; The Aliens -...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://exploited.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/57151767/DBtrH7Etffpbdc61uclVNxg0&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is for andy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://eec.tumblr.com/post/57151611/roky-erickson-the-aliens-creature-with-the"&gt;eec&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Roky Erickson &amp; The Aliens - Creature With The Atom Brain&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Submitted for your approval: A spooky song inspired by monster movies and horror flicks.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/57151767</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/57151767</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:09:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Good Time Emporium Auction!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.superauctions.com/pages/calendar.htm#Brockton"&gt;Good Time Emporium Auction!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Good Times Emporium is having an auction to sell everything they used to have there! Finally I can fulfill my dream of living like Ricky Schroeder on Silver Spoons and have my own arcade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/56982966</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/56982966</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I just discovered that Topps has a series of cards called...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdff8qb4xURJrBr9No1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just discovered that Topps has a series of cards called &lt;a href="http://www.hollywoodzombies.com/"&gt;Hollywood Zombies&lt;/a&gt;, depicted here is Nicole Retchie. Enjoy, Mr. Folkinz.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/55996950</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/55996950</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:56:32 -0400</pubDate><category>zombies</category></item><item><title>I fully expect to play Dead Reign, a zombie apocalypse RPG with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/ULNV8j3Xdfehsf3vPqC4NdlVo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I fully expect to play &lt;a href="http://www.palladiumbooks.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;Store_Code=1001&amp;Product_Code=230"&gt;Dead Reign&lt;/a&gt;, a zombie apocalypse RPG with the Exploited.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/55905707</link><guid>http://exploited.tumblr.com/post/55905707</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:22:20 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
