Friday June 12, 2009 at 10:55
i’m pretty sure this is what my cat does when i am out…
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Wednesday April 22, 2009 at 11:15
“Don’t try any baloney about 11 being too late to go out on a weeknight. Even if you still have a job, Friday is going to be too nice a day to go to work. Come on out, knock a few back, dance like a lunatic, throw up in a taxi, sleep in and tell your boss that your train/bus/car was surrounded by hungry bears just emerging from hibernation. Can’t miss.”
— Andy Excuse in an email to fans of The Black Mosettes.
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Thursday March 26, 2009 at 10:45
“Beard’s favourite joke is a version of the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman variety, with a barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor taking a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it’s the barber’s turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says “How stupid is that barber? He’s woken up the bald man instead of me.”
— Classic gags discovered in ancient Roman joke book | Books | guardian.co.uk (via clampants)
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Monday January 05, 2009 at 17:54
What a cliché. Another baby & some chicken, under a bridge by the river. YAWN.
(via Heather Gold)
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Friday December 19, 2008 at 15:23
WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation’s first African-American president by serving eight years as its first openly gay president. (via America’s First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term)
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Tuesday December 16, 2008 at 13:47
I could see Mr. Excuse bringing something like this life–size Zelda papercraft into the realm of foil hat making.
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Tagged with: Andy Excuse crafts
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