Jun
12
i’m pretty sure this is what my cat does when i am out…
Exploited
Apr
22
“Don’t try any baloney about 11 being too
late to go out on a weeknight. Even if you still have a job, Friday is
going to be too nice a day to go to work. Come on out, knock a few
back, dance like a lunatic, throw up in a taxi, sleep in and tell your
boss that your train/bus/car was surrounded by hungry bears just
emerging from hibernation. Can’t miss.”
Andy Excuse in an email to fans of The Black Mosettes.
Mar
26
“Beard’s favourite joke is a version of the Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman variety, with a barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor taking a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it’s the barber’s turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says “How stupid is that barber? He’s woken up the bald man instead of me.”
Classic gags discovered in ancient Roman joke book | Books | guardian.co.uk (via clampants)
cthulhu atheist salt.
Jan
5
What a cliché. Another baby & some chicken, under a bridge by the river. YAWN.
(via Heather Gold)
Dec
26
HELL YEAH.
Dec
23
Dec
19
WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation’s first African-American president by serving eight years as its first openly gay president. (via America’s First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term)
Dec
16
I could see Mr. Excuse bringing something like this life–size Zelda papercraft into the realm of foil hat making.
Dec
11
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